Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Corporate Disturbed

I was talking to a lawyer and she was telling me that stealing office supplies got so bad where she was lawyering, that the powers-that-be instituted a policy that (I swear this is true) only partners got new pencils. When the pencil broke, s/he placed it in the outbox to be sharpened and once the scretary sharpened the penicil point, it was passed on to the next person down the heirarchy. Thus, those who had the longest pencils were most important to the company.

The pencil brand had the name 'warrior' etched into its side.

You know, most of those partners are men...



At 2:00 PM, Blogger MyChinadollShandoll said...

Just to be clear. It was a BLACK Warrior.



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