Insomnia
6 Beers within an hour
Counting sheep
Masturbating
Nothing I do could cure it.
Day 3, and I only have 7 hours of sleep under my belt.
1/2 drunk, mildly delerious from sleep deprivation...I'm scared that I have lost my mind and end up having a fight club moment.
posted by Shandoll @ 2:45 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
I think I am in love. A girl that knows about Tyler Durden, squeezes into tiny dresses(and takes pictures, which we need to see), 6 beers in one hour, screws with Quakers, and masterbates, what more could you want?
Wait, I have a reader who is a member of AA?!?
Did Bill W. ask you to intervene on my behalf?
Post a Comment
<< Home