Thursday, January 05, 2006

Insomnia

6 Beers within an hour
Counting sheep
Masturbating

Nothing I do could cure it.

Day 3, and I only have 7 hours of sleep under my belt.

1/2 drunk, mildly delerious from sleep deprivation...I'm scared that I have lost my mind and end up having a fight club moment.

5 Comments:

At 8:24 AM, Blogger Chin Balls said...

Okay. I've been reading your blog for awhile now (don't know how I found it, I just found it) and I like it. You are witty, smart, funny and so terribly terrible I think we'd probably never become friends if we met (because I'd be way too intimidated by you - I usually am, by very smart & terrible people. Also, it would be hard to be friends with you because I'm in AA but that's a totally different story.)
Thanks for the fun reads and keep on whatever you keep on.
Love all the way from Canada.

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger AWE said...

I think I am in love. A girl that knows about Tyler Durden, squeezes into tiny dresses(and takes pictures, which we need to see), 6 beers in one hour, screws with Quakers, and masterbates, what more could you want?

 
At 4:09 PM, Blogger peterg22 said...

Were you actually masturbating with sheep ? And yes, I agree with Awe, we need to see those pictures...

Actually, I'm getting quite attached to you :-)

 
At 10:22 PM, Blogger Shandoll said...

Wait, I have a reader who is a member of AA?!?

Did Bill W. ask you to intervene on my behalf?

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger Chin Balls said...

Yes, the ghost of Bill W. came to me and I asked: "What can I do for this girl, oh dear ghost of Bill W?" And GOBW told me to post a comment on your blog.
Is it working? Are you feeling guilty about drinking? Perhaps drinking less? Are you ready to make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of God as you understand God?
Gid.
Er... Keep me and GOBW posted, please.
Happy smashing.

 

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