HOLY SHIT!
If I ever ever ever talk shit about my old apartment, come over to the UWS and shoot me. Because as bad as it was, never fucking ever did I ever fucking ever HAVE MICE!!
I HAVE MICE!!
I sit in my living room working, and all of a sudden I hear this rustle and then see a mouse scurry across the living room. I tried to scream but then remembered my roomate is asleep.
I'm shaking and about to cry. Because if you see one, there are others that you don't see.
I am so happy to be moving out of this fucking rat trap on Wed. Too bad mole #2 gets removed and I have ten days of anti-biotics and no drinking. JOY!
Oh, if I love you, keep your eyes peeled for an evite to my going away party. I think we're taking over a BYOB restaurant in the village and then going to a strip club. I mean, what better way is there to say farewell to my city, you know?
But yea, I HAVE FUCKING MICE!!! AAAGGHHHHHHH!!!
posted by Shandoll @ 1:49 AM
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3 Comments:
May I make a suggestion? Go to a reputable hardware store and pick yourself up a device called the "RATZAPPER". It's a nice little contraption that costs about 35 bucks and it will take care of ALL of your mice problems. Perfect for the NYC apartment. I found a mouse and went and got one on the advice of a friend.... a year and over 20 mice later, my RATZAPPER has paid for itself many times over. Definitely worth it.
Check it out at www.ratzapper.com
Great blog, btw!
i better be on that invite list nay nay...
l
the grad student up north.
the same thing happened to me.. i was trying to sleep on the couch when all of a sudden i heard rustling on top of the microwave. it turns out it was dancing on the silverware. and it didn't even stop with the lights on. that was a restless night.
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