Random Thoughts

It’s nights like this I wish I was a gay man, my roommate meeting yet another guy off of the internet. Post ad on gay.com, pic exchange, 45 mins later you meet, 15 mins after the initial meeting walk into apt with pizza and kick out roommate watching tv in the living room.

This guy works for Kmart. It’s better than the porn star and the homeless guys he’s dated before.

But people who live in glass houses should not throw stones…

Fuck, it’s rough. I think I hear them making out in the living room and I need to pee.

Drinking Lessons of the weekend:

1. If you eat a lot, drink a lot because then you could purge it all—budding bulimia here I come

2. Do not go for sushi the day after vomiting all night. Your tummy will not be happy.

3. If you masturbate when you are incredibly drunk, do not be suprised when you view your history the following morning and don't see your toys in their usual spot

Stats final on Wed and have been studying (ok, well masturbating to internet porn). Sorry for the shitty post.

Oh yea, and the pics from New Year’s, no fucking way am I posting them. My boobs look too fucking awesome and I am afraid one of you will stalk me…but they may go up on myspace, because I need a few more freaks messaging me and telling me how their babies’ momma won’t get in the way…