Actually...

I really was dying. I just got out of a one week stay in the hospital for (what they think but aren't really sure) viral menengitis.

And as usual, lots of funny and interesting things happened to me, including my first spinal tap!

Tomorrow I promise to write a long, funny, interesting, and insightful post.

I think I got viral menengitis as a God smack for posting that pic of the kid vommitting instead of calling the police to go and help him. I am doing volunteer work on Sunday to attone for my sin.