Why I love my friends

They know the real reason why I want to get in to Oxford:

"You will meet rich, hot men no matter what college you go to. All you do is join the Oxford Union (the debating society) - that's where all the incredibly posh and rich Eton boys hang out. Making the right choice in regard to colleges will make a HUGE difference with regard to whether you get in - you can sort out the rest once you're in."

Telling me where to scope out the posh rich boys...