Thursday, June 01, 2006

Fuckin' A

Got drunk.

Fucking, I am drunk right now.

Pole danced at Scores. Gave lap dances. Another place my boobs are famous.

I even got down to my bra and panties :) As I fucked the pole like it was a massive...well, use ur imagination.

Did I tell you I was drunk right now? And kinda turned on from the lap dances.

Palm readings, pirate booty. I'm going to have 4 kids, be famous and have a very tight knit marriage.

Rehvah is sleeping in my bed.

6 Comments:

At 4:16 AM, Anonymous johninny said...

hate to say it but you are kind of turning me on!

 
At 4:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFLOL

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Madcapper said...

So, which Scores were you at? Most clubs have a problem with patrons getting in the act, sort of a "You're taking the attention from our girls," thing.

My question is, how do you do your job well when you're hung over? I never seemed to be able to master that trick . . .

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Shandoll said...

We went to the one on the West side.

Good point with the competition with the girls...however:

I started doing my pole tricks around 10pm, when the club was pretty empty. Over the course of the night, a few of the girls who I took my strip-ilates class got on the pole while I doled out lap dances and refined my craft in a "real club" unlike the studio where I practice. Management did not try to stop me. Especially when I was grinding with the floor.

This was my first NYC strip club. I've been to many out side the city, and I have to say, I prefer the out-of-state scene better. It's more relaxed and a hell of a fucking lot cheaper.

But, stay tuned for Shannon "CEO for a day weekend" complete with strippers, scotch tasting, golf, and cigars. I'm taking reservations.

But only if you know me personally

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger The Pink Panther said...

Yay for crazy drunken nights!!

When are we going to the shake shack?

 
At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, the places in the city are thieves...I woke up with a $3k tab this past December, ruined my New Years.

 

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